I did use the internet and some t-shirts for some of these-they are not mine!!!

1.Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
2.You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
3.You must be a parking ticket because you've got fine written all over you.
4.You look just like my mother(never ever!!!!!!)
5. You remind me of my next boyfriend.
6. How you doin'? (Thank you, Joey)
7.Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? ( or you can just walk far, far away!!)
8.Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

by popular demand...

i have had requests for funny pick up lines. found some. hope u like them. JUST DON'T USE THEM!!!!!

Funny

Once there was a man moving to Florida from Illinois. His wife would meet him there the next day. He sent her an e-mail but speeled the address wrong and ended up going to an old lady whos husband recently had passed away. The lady read the message and after fell on the floor dead. The message read:
Dearest Wife,
I just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.

Smileys

HAHAHA! I love these!