Saturday, August 27, 2005

I did use the internet and some t-shirts for some of these-they are not mine!!!

1.Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
2.You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
3.You must be a parking ticket because you've got fine written all over you.
4.You look just like my mother(never ever!!!!!!)
5. You remind me of my next boyfriend.
6. How you doin'? (Thank you, Joey)
7.Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? ( or you can just walk far, far away!!)
8.Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

by popular demand...

i have had requests for funny pick up lines. found some. hope u like them. JUST DON'T USE THEM!!!!!

Saturday, August 20, 2005


Once there was a man moving to Florida from Illinois. His wife would meet him there the next day. He sent her an e-mail but speeled the address wrong and ended up going to an old lady whos husband recently had passed away. The lady read the message and after fell on the floor dead. The message read:
Dearest Wife,
I just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.


Roll ROTFL Comedian So Funny It Hurts Joker Cutie Messy Sneeze Bouncy Colors 2 Shocked Scared 1 Scared 2 Thumbs Down Grrr Road Rage Grouchy Computer Smash Prince Kiss Frog Kiss Bride & Groom Couples Break Up Letter Back Stabber Bad Break Up It's Over 2 Serenade Stadium I Love You Bouncing Hearts Cupid Heart Glasses Heart Glasses Heart Shell Love Drops Love Sick Raining Hearts Love You A Ton Wave Hello Go Team Uncle Smiley Hockey 3 Hockey Baseball Head Sports Fan 2 Soccer Skiing Snowboarding Super Taser 1 Dance Robot 3 Robot 6 Wise Guy Nasty Teeth Blah Hi-fi Tongue Lava Lamp Fishy Tiger Spaghetti Sushi Flippy Reading Techy Weatherman Politician Lawyer Xray Camouflage Lifeguard Fireman Doctor Delivery Spanish American French Italian German Famous Graduation
HAHAHA! I love these!