Friday, April 13, 2007

I Hate Public Restrooms

Public Restrooms disgust me. They are the most vile things to grace the planet, in my opinion. I mean, seriously, who wants to share an object that has been subject to so many...err...excretory acts?

I was actually yelled at today for requesting to leave class to use the restroom. During Computer Apps, I went up to my teacher and asked if I could be excused. She then proceeded to explain how I could not just leave class whenever I wanted (huh? I've never left her classroom before.) and that I needed to learn control.

Let me set the record straight, I will not use a public bathroom until ab(o)solutely necessary. I will not. If someone had a gun to my head, I would not use one of these things, for fear that flesh eating bacteria would jump on me upon my entrance. A gunshot is quicker and less painful.

On top of this, these are SCHOOL bathrooms. There are a few places that are absolutely vile to use a bathroom in-
  • Hospitals
  • Welfare/Unemployment Offices
  • Shopping Malls
  • Grocery Stores
  • Fast Food Restaurants

Ick. Ick. Ick.

I have found only two places where the bathrooms are actually habitable-

  • Fancy Restaurants (Or even moderately nice sit-down places, like Ruby Tuesday's)
  • That bathroom in the connecting hallway between Sips and Paragraphs (two places I highly recommend if you visit Mt.V. Sips has the best Chocolate Frappe ever and Paragraphs lets you just sit in and read the books that they have. Plus, they're right next to a bakery called the Pink Cupcake, which is very yummy. But I digress)

So, anyway, that is my (mildly disgusting) rant of the day. I'm off to a Youth Rally/ Lock-In. I'll be back at about 7 AM. Good times.


Theresa said...

I notice you did not mention the restrooms at Ye Old Campground?? Does that have to do with the fact that YOU get to clean those on a regular basis?? ;o

Rebecca said...

Of course, because I clean them, this makes them perfect.

I have another addition to that list. Gas stations/truck stops. We stopped on the way home from the lock-in because I got sick, the bathroom alone made me want to vomit.