
Thirteen Songs That Confuse Me
- Blue- By Eiffel 65: Does anyone actually know the lyrics to the chorus? I think they are pretty much open to interpretation.
- She's Always a Woman- By Billy Joel- So, this woman stepped on his heart and he's blaming it on himself? Or did I miss something?
- I'll Be- By Edwin McCain- What exactly is "love suicide"?
- Jesus, Take The Wheel- By Carrie Underwood- "She didn't even have time to cry" and then she spews out 5 eloquently rhymed and metered lines.
- I Am A Friend Of God- By Israel and The New Breed- Well, duh. If you are a friend of God, he's gonna tend to call you friend.
- Killer Queen- By Queen- Don't get me wrong. I love this song. It's my ringtone. But why are the writing a song about a woman with dynamite and laser beams? You would think this would make her angry.
- I Am The Walrus- By The Beatles- It's too wierd to even describe. Click Here.
- Invisible- By Clay Aiken- Anyone who has heard this song just knows it's creepish. No explanation needed.
- I Hate You, Then I Love You- By Celine Dion- Two very strong words. Used together. This is what we call a non-commital relationship.
- Yellow Submarine- By The Beatles- Much like number 6, anyone who has heard the song doesn't understand it. Most likely.
- Someday My Prince Will Come- By Snow White- Psh. Liar.
- Baby It's Cold Outside- By Frank Loesser- No duh. It's winter.
- You're So Vain- By Carly Simon- "You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you, don't you, don't you?" Ummmmmmmm....isn't it?








