Friday, September 21, 2007

A few facts about Ohio

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September
through
May.........
you may live in Ohio .

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you
assistance and they don't
work there,....
you may live in Ohio .

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with
someone who dialed a wrong number,.......
you may live in Ohio .

If you know several people who have hit a deer more
than once,.......
you may live in Ohio .

If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the
same day and back
again,........you may live in Ohio .

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow
during a raging blizzard without flinching,..........
you may live in Ohio .

If you install security lights on your house and
garage, but leave both unlocked,.........
you may live in Ohio .

If you carry jumpers in your car, and your wife knows
how to use them,........
you may live in Ohio .

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit
over a snowsuit,...........
you may live in Ohio .

If the speed limit on the highway is 65 mph --
you're going 80 and everybody is passing you,......
you may live in Ohio .

If driving is better in the winter because the
potholes are filled with snow,........
you may live in Ohio .

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,
still winter and road construction,.........
you may live in Ohio .

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your
car,.......
you may live in Ohio .

If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly",.........
you may live in Ohio .

4 comments:

Book and Hook said...

I like those facts, I think a lot of those also apply to Idaho, I think my favorite item from one of those types of lists is: "So you have a $60,000 dollar car. We're impressed. We have
quarter-million dollar air conditioned tractors that we drive 3 weeks a year."
:) Tina

The Mouse said...

*snort* *snicker* *guffaw*

ROTFL!!

Oh, my. That was excellent!

Theresa said...

These can also be said of Missouri, Illinois, Indiana, and Pennsylvania. Hmmmmm, maybe I-70 is the key!!!??

Liz said...

I love the crack about winter, almost winter, still winter, and road construction. LoL!