Merry Christmas!!

This will be fun!

I have had a great idea, inspired by liz. I am going to have a theme day on all of my websites. I'm going to have something called Funny Junk Friday. What I'm going to do is collect funny quotes, wierd facts, mad lib stuff, and all that good stuff and roll it into one big entry every friday. I'll ask for help from time to time so this is what i need help w/ as of now-
1.) any funny quotes u can find
2.) any wierd or random facts
3.) funny stories
4.) clean, but funny jokes
use the e-mail link on my profile or leave a comment to submit. Thanks All!!

2nd day of xmas vacation

today has gone kinda slow. the thing i hate about vacation (this is the only thing, don't worry, i'm sane) is that, typically when I'm out of school, it's on a weekend so my cell phone is in constant use. however on weekdays, my cell can only be used for Verizon cell phones. This leaves 2 friends who are still in school. So right now my poor cell phone is neglected. I left a message on xanga for any of my actual friends with verizon to e-mail me so my cell phone doesn't feel neglected.lol. i did get a guestbook entry from CSG today. It was nice to actually hear from one of my other friends from school.

I feel loved

Haha! I'm

Aaron's

person of the day today!! I knew the sharpies would pay off!

P.S. Sorry about the lousy html work. I was improvising and wanted to put the link on there.

I'm not an Apostolic?!?!?

Please do note the question marks. I am not saying that I'm not an Apostolic, I'm arguing a point that a few of my "friends" made about me not being a true christian. Like my dad and his "holiday tree" debate on his blog, I have been facing my own yuletide argument on the use of xmas as an abbreviation. I am a very lazy person (no amens please). I am so lazy that i like to save a few letters and write xmas rather than christmas, especially in speed typing. Apparently, a few of my friends think that this means that i am less of a christian and removing the reason for the season by writing xmas. I think this is (to quote my father) hogwash. This is what one of these people had to say.

"i agree with you about x mas true apostolic wouldnt put x mas or listen to worldly music and stuff we should be standing up with one another to stop x mas from over taking the word christ in christmas because if you call yourself an apostolic you wouldnt be putting x mas youd be putting christmas to let your light shine someone that puts that needs a little trip to the altar is what i think."

first of all, i don't see what worldly music has to do with anything except for (and maybe I'm just being paranoid) it might be because this whole debate on Bebo began because I asked one of my friends what they wanted to xmas, causing another friend to see this and tell me that i was being unchristian, and when i protested the whole debate began. on my profile i have my favorite bands and some of them are pop or soft rock (clean though!), but i'm getting off track. second, i really don't believe that writing xmas is going to taint ur witness any at all.

thanks for letting me rant. what to you all think? leave me some comments please.

Stolen from CSG's site ( his was much more interesting)(this was yesterday)

First:
First best friend: Erica Pullins
First real boyfriend: jordan sharp
First real memory of something: getting lost @ sea world
First date: jordan, again
First kiss: haven't ever had one (lord that's embarrassing)
First screen name:Miroku31
First self purchased album: Steven Curtis Chapman
First pets: Fish (which promptly died, as usual)
First piercing/tattoo: ummmmm...none
First enemy: Maile Sherman
First big trip: To San Francisco
First detention: 6th grade, tardies
First heartbreak: When my grandma died when I was ten from cancer
First time breaking a bone:on my 8th birthday i broke my finger playing basketball
First sleepover: Erica Pullins
First hangover: Oh all the time (joking!!!) never

Social Life:Best guy friend(s): aaron, brandon, jordan
Boyfriend: SINGLE AND LOVING IT!!!
Hobbies: Cell phone, IM, Xanga, anything with computer
Are you center of attention or the wallflower: all by myself *sniffle*
Would you rather be with friends or on a date: that depends on who the date was with (LOL). prolly friends though
Best hangout: w/ my youth group
Who- People:
Have known the longest: Erica
Argue the most with: Jordan
Always get along with: Rachel Hezakiah Crescimanno
Is most trustworthy:Mags
Makes you laugh the most: Aaron or Cassie, both are pretty darn funny
Most interesting to talk to: Same as the last answer
Has been there through all the hard times: Erica
Has the coolest parents: I don't really know that many parents, prolly Tiffany
Is the smartest: Rachel Winter
Best Mannered: my friends? manners? are u kidding? no, probably Rachel C.
Best Dressed: Olivia
Most talkative: Hanchey, definately
Most Innocent: Erica
Last:
Car ride: On the bus home (i have noooooo life.lol)
Movie seen: Frosty the Snowman
swear word: I don't cuss. the last time i cussed was in 7th grade on accident
beverage consumed: cappucinno
Person you called: Rachel
that called you: idk, i haven't heard from anyone
TV show watched: Dirty Jobs..Gross!!
Shower: This afternoon
Shoes worn: My doc martens... YESSSS!!
Item bought: Hanchey's present
Web page visited: Bebo.com
Movie you rented: Win a date with Tad Hamilton
CD you listened to: Measure of A Man (its Clay! what do u expect)
CD you've bought: AI season 2
Person you were thinking of: am i reeeeeeeeally that dumb?!?!?
Now:
What are you wearing: jean skirt, shirt, my new toe socks
What song are you listening to?: Dirty Little Secret
What's the weather like?: COLD!! Snowing
Current obsession: Clay Aiken, as usual and Xanga
Current Addiction: CAFFEINE!!
Talking To: Nobody.*cry*
THIS OR THAT
o. Rock or rap: Rock
o. Pop or rap: Pop
o. Rap or R&B: R&B
o. Rock or metal: That depends on who it is
o. Linkin Park or Limp Bizkit : Linkin Park, no contest!!
o. Korn or tool : who?
o. Winter or summer: Summer
o. Spring or fall: Spring, unless its August, my favorite month
o. ICP or Eminem: they both stink
o. Marilyn Manson or Rob Zombie: same here
o. Kittie or Garbage: who?
o. MTV or VH1: MTV
o. Buffy or Angel: they both stink
o. Dawsons Creek Or Gilmore Girls: both are terrible
o. Football or basketball: Football
o. Summer olympics or winter Olympics: Winter, ICE SKATING!!
o. Skiing or snowboarding: I dunno
o. Rollerblading or skateboarding: rollerblading, although i fall every time

PRIVATE LIFE

o. Boyfriend/girlfriend: nope, never
o. Crush: who doesn't?!?! HECK YES, BATMAN!!
o. Do you love anyone right now: same as my crush
o. Have you ever been in love: yep
o. Ever had sex: good lord, i've never even kissed anyone
o. How many hearts have you broken: nada, that i know of... maybe one...
o. How many people broke your heart: 2
o. Do you go more by looks or personality: i dunno, personality?
o. Do you smoke: eeew, no
o. How about weed: suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.......
o. How about a little ecstasy: noooooo
o. Crack, heroin, anything else: noooooooooooooooooooooooo
o. Are you a sissy who drinks Mike's Hard Lemonade and wine coolers: uh-uh
o. Prefer beer or liquor: neither!

WOULD YOU EVER
o. Bungee jump: ABSOLUTELY
o. Skydive: YESH!!
o. Swim with dolphins: NO WAY!
o. Scuba dive: YES!!
o. Go rock climbing: I already do! I love it!!
o. Change your religion: am I that dumb?
o. Turn your back on your friends for personal gain?: no way
o. Steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: that's just wrong,and it's happened to me, so no way!
o. Lie to the police: do i look like an idiot!?!
o. Run from the police: same thing
o. Speed away from the police: hee hee.. no.. bye-bye, learners permit.
o. Walk up to a total stranger and kiss them: uhhhhh.....no
o. Be an exotic dancer: NO WAY!!
o. Walk out of a restaurant without paying: I did on accident once *blush* o.
Streak: if it was my last day on earth and i knew it, maybe (jk)

Wrapping

I'm guarding the livving room which conveniently , the computer guards the door of. Mom is wrapping presents for my sister and dad. I have unwrapped presents fora the same people, but since wrapping my friends presents, i've pretty much exhausted myself for a while. LOL. I love giving the presents, but shopping for and wrapping them is a different story. I am AWFUL at wrapping presents. especially those gifts that have funkie shapes. For Example, my sisters video, is a nice even shape, which will be easier to wrap (i have great faith), however my friends gifts, well, let's just say that Olivia assured me that my wrapping was "interesting". hahaha. perfume is hard to wrap!!Socks and sharpies are much easier and apparently get better reactions. my mom only wraps boxes and the occasional shirt or skirt. smart choice.

Xmas Delight

Gift exchanging is my absolute favorite part of christmas!! I gave 4 school friends their christmas presents today-

1. Olivia
2. Rachel
3. Aaron (CSG for those of u who don't know)
4. Maggie

Their reactions were all pretty good. I ROCK at xmas shopping. Olivia and Rachel were the first to recieve their gifts. They both got a bottle of $1 raspberry perfume, which they loved. They gave oohs and ahhs but Aaron's reaction was by far the funniest I have ever seen. i wish I had had my camera!! I walked into health about 10 minutes late (with a good excuse I might add) and Aaron just says "Buenos Dias" and I said that I had something for him. So then I gave him his present and he said "I feel bad now, I didn't get u anything" and I told him it was ok and walked away. No sooner have I walked 5 steps do I hear a squeal behind me. I had gotten him a pack of 4 colored Sharpies which, as u can guess from his "codename", he absolutely loves. He goes "Oh I love them!" and gave me a hug. It was so funny. I love him to death. He's one of my favorite ppl on earth. So anyway, in History I gave Maggie her present. I got her socks that have penguins and jingle bells on them. She goes "Oh my gosh, I love u becca!" and then went on to describe that the penguins on the socks were in fact "evil penguins". It was so funny.

After school, the gratitude continued. I was standing with Rachel and I usually say bye to Aaron when he gets on his bus and leaves. I said bye and he came over and hugged me and thanked me again. (He also apologized for stepping on my shoe in the process.LOL) After he left, Rachel, who knows the large crush I've had on him for the past 3 years, says "And he said he didn't give u an xmas present" and made kissy noises. I told her to shut up. LOL

I'm speed typing because I'm getting ready to head off for school. I'm sooo happy that i have school again today, as i had a snow day yesterday. My friends and I are doing a gift exchange today. I'll post more info after school because I g2g

Thoughts to ponder

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

My X-mas List

1. Clay Aiken "Merry Christmas with love"
2. UNC Charlotte Hoodie
3. Digital Camera
4. Kenny G Christmas CD
5. The Sims 2 PC game
6. Restaurant Empire PC game
7. V-neck or turtleneck shirts
8. Leather Jacket

Ok Liz, there's my christmas wish list. Now you are not alone

My prayer

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long. O
ne who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempts to hit on my friend.
Amen.

Seven Sevens (Pre-Posted on Xanga)

A.)Seven things I hope to do before I die:

1. Go to Greece, Spain, Italy, and Argentina
2. Meet Clay Aiken (u knew that was coming)
3. find a guy and keep him (hopefully eventually get married and have 5 kids)
4. Move to North Carolina
5. Visit all 50 states
6. get my hair to stop being frizzy
7. Find a cure for cancer (hey, i'm allowed to dream!!)

B.)Seven things I cannot do:
1. Draw at all
2. Sing
3. Keep a goldfish alive for more than a week
4. save money
5. do push-ups
6. understand math
7. get a boyfriend

C.)Seven of my favorite ppl:
1.Liz
2. Cassie
3. Rachel Hezakiah Crescimanno
4. Aaron
5.Maggie
6.Erica
7. Hayley (Loser)

D.)Seven things I say often:
1. "Oh crap!"
2. "laugh" (inside joke)
3. "I 'm so bored"
4. "Oh my gosh, I just remembered..."
5. "Loser!"
6. "Did you get the e-mail/comment i sent/left you?"
7. "Can I borrow ¢50?"

E.)Seven books or book series I love:
1. The O'Malley series
2. Learning to Sing by Clay Aiken
3. Intern Blues
4. Emergency!
5. Anything by Caroline B. Cooney
6. Anything by William Sheakespeare
7. Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

F.)Seven movies I could watch over and over again:
1. Evita
2.Monty Python's Holy Grail
3. Diary of a Mad Black Woman
4.Cinderella
5. Raise Your Voice
6.Holes
7. Shall we Dance


G.) I tag...
1.Cassie
2.Brandon
3.Deana*
4.Aaron
5.Rachel C.
6.Makayla
7.Rachel W.

I'm back!!!

HEllo everyone!! I'm back!!! I've been able to update xanga so that's where all of what's going on is at. which is not much. just getting ready for christmas. i've done all of my xmas shopping and today i actually had a snow day!! it's been great.

CLAY-DAY!!

TODAY IS CLAY AIKENS 27th BIRTHDAY!!!! IT'S MY OWN PERSONAL HOLIDAY!!!! WOOHOO!!!

Happy Thanksgiving