Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Thursday 13 #9

13 Best Movie Lines Ever
  1. "You're feverish! You wait right here. I'll go get the baby thermometer and the petroleum jelly!" (TJ's Mom,Recess:School's Out)
  2. "It's a liger. Kind of like a lion and tiger mixed. Bred for it's skills in magic." (Napoleon Dynamite)
  3. "Josey Grossy!" (Cafeteria, Never Been Kissed)
  4. "She turned me into a newt....I got better!" (Random Peasant, Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
  5. "Maybe I misread her letter-Dear Muffin, I hate you. Love, Pumpkin."(Rogers, Swan Princess III)
  6. "That's amazing!" "Yes, I will forever be known as the man who unlocked a door!" (Servents and DaVinci, Ever After)
  7. "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. " (Dark Helmet, Spaceballs)
  8. "Sign me up for the next war!" (Grandma, Mulan)
  9. "For you, baby, I could be.." (Puss in Boots, Shrek 2)
  10. Cleric:And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
    Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
    Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. (Monty Pyton and The Holy Grail)
  11. "Prepare for a little stinging!" (Exterminator, Over The Hedge)
  12. "My Precious!" (Smeegle, The Lord Of The Rings)
  13. "Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison? " (Kronk, The Emperors New Groove)

26 comments:

beth said...

Ha! That's an excellent list. I love it.!

Cheryl said...

I LOVE Emperor's New Groove. The Princess Bride has some great lines too.

ancsweetnsassygal said...

That's a great list. Some of these I haven't watched, but I said 'My Precious' quite a bit after I saw the LOTR trilogy. lol

My TT is up also.

factor 10 said...

See? An education in the classics is never wasted! I just let my son watch the holy grail for the first time...
Great List! Happy TT!

The Shrone said...

Love the Monty Python quotes!

Missy said...

I love the Ever After quote! The thought of DaVinci only being remembered for opening a door is priceless.

Tisha said...

Great list...I love "For you baby, I could be!" That's a gret movie. Did you see that there's going to be a third? Shrek's the king?!

Frances said...

Number one is a hoot.
I liked Over the Hedge & Napoleon Dynamite
Enjoy your Thursday

Christina said...

Wonderful list! The Holy Hand Grenade is one of my favorite scenes from Monty Python & The Holy Grail. Hilarious!!

Crystal said...

Very nice - some good movies on that list!!!

Theresa said...

A true movie-lover's TT! I love Over the Hedge! My TT is up now.

Celfyddydau said...

Great lines. I love the one from the Holy Grail.

Chris said...

Some excellent lines right there :-)

Mags said...

Over the Hedge! Loved it!

My list is up!

GreenEyedGirl said...

These are really good!
Makes me want to go and watch the movies again.

Jane said...

I love Ever After. Not such a fan of Monty Python. My husband is though.

scooper said...

I love #1.

Sparky Duck said...

7 and 9 were hilarious movies and I always knew the Recess was kinda racy!

Rose said...

Great lines! Put them together and they make an interesting story don't you think?

crpitt said...

Number 7 is my favourite and anything to do with monty python.
A great idea for TT.

Claire

Sybil said...

How ever did you manage to limit yourself to only thirteen. This is a list that could go on. And on.

Skittles said...

Wonderful TT! Thanks for dropping by :)

Marcia said...

Monty Python lines are always interesting.

Incog & Nito said...

Some great lines from some great movies. Great T13.

Susan said...

What a great list! Of course my faves are the Python ones :) Nih! Nih!

Jewel said...

Can you believe it? I don't know one of those movie lines. It isn't that I don't watch movies, I just haven't watched THOSE movies and let's don't even get started on the Napoleon Dynamite thingy again! LOL