13 Best Movie Lines Ever
- "You're feverish! You wait right here. I'll go get the baby thermometer and the petroleum jelly!" (TJ's Mom,Recess:School's Out)
- "It's a liger. Kind of like a lion and tiger mixed. Bred for it's skills in magic." (Napoleon Dynamite)
- "Josey Grossy!" (Cafeteria, Never Been Kissed)
- "She turned me into a newt....I got better!" (Random Peasant, Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
- "Maybe I misread her letter-Dear Muffin, I hate you. Love, Pumpkin."(Rogers, Swan Princess III)
- "That's amazing!" "Yes, I will forever be known as the man who unlocked a door!" (Servents and DaVinci, Ever After)
- "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. " (Dark Helmet, Spaceballs)
- "Sign me up for the next war!" (Grandma, Mulan)
- "For you, baby, I could be.." (Puss in Boots, Shrek 2)
- Cleric:And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. (Monty Pyton and The Holy Grail) - "Prepare for a little stinging!" (Exterminator, Over The Hedge)
- "My Precious!" (Smeegle, The Lord Of The Rings)
- "Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison? " (Kronk, The Emperors New Groove)
25 comments:
Ha! That's an excellent list. I love it.!
I LOVE Emperor's New Groove. The Princess Bride has some great lines too.
That's a great list. Some of these I haven't watched, but I said 'My Precious' quite a bit after I saw the LOTR trilogy. lol
My TT is up also.
See? An education in the classics is never wasted! I just let my son watch the holy grail for the first time...
Great List! Happy TT!
I love the Ever After quote! The thought of DaVinci only being remembered for opening a door is priceless.
Great list...I love "For you baby, I could be!" That's a gret movie. Did you see that there's going to be a third? Shrek's the king?!
Number one is a hoot.
I liked Over the Hedge & Napoleon Dynamite
Enjoy your Thursday
Wonderful list! The Holy Hand Grenade is one of my favorite scenes from Monty Python & The Holy Grail. Hilarious!!
Very nice - some good movies on that list!!!
A true movie-lover's TT! I love Over the Hedge! My TT is up now.
Great lines. I love the one from the Holy Grail.
Some excellent lines right there :-)
Over the Hedge! Loved it!
My list is up!
These are really good!
Makes me want to go and watch the movies again.
I love Ever After. Not such a fan of Monty Python. My husband is though.
I love #1.
7 and 9 were hilarious movies and I always knew the Recess was kinda racy!
Great lines! Put them together and they make an interesting story don't you think?
Number 7 is my favourite and anything to do with monty python.
A great idea for TT.
Claire
How ever did you manage to limit yourself to only thirteen. This is a list that could go on. And on.
Wonderful TT! Thanks for dropping by :)
Monty Python lines are always interesting.
Some great lines from some great movies. Great T13.
What a great list! Of course my faves are the Python ones :) Nih! Nih!
Can you believe it? I don't know one of those movie lines. It isn't that I don't watch movies, I just haven't watched THOSE movies and let's don't even get started on the Napoleon Dynamite thingy again! LOL
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